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Posted on 2006.01.26 at 09:38
Current Mood: curious
Current Music: The Cure~ Want
I recently got sent the "stella awards" (you know, the awards that are supposedly given out the to most outrageous lawsuits for the year, like Stella who sued McDonald's for burning herself with the hot coffe?)

Anyway... I looked it up on snopes.. FALSE!

And I sighed "THANK GODDESS!!!"

I then decieded to search the site for other interesting tidbits... and I came upon this...

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/mudshark.asp

Um....

WTF? No snappers near this girls privates!!!

I mean I'm all for pudding, whipped cream, poprocks, and other various foods place "on" your playmate.. but... ummm.... ah.... well... EEEEEEWWWWWWW!

Maybe I'm just too "innocent" :-P
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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 15:48 (UTC) (Link)

that's gotta be it

"Maybe I'm just too "innocent""

yes, that is clearly your problem.

*ahem*
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faeriepainter
[info]faeriepainter at 2006-01-26 16:10 (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's gotta be it

I know.. I should work on that huh? :-P

wanna work on it with me? *giggle* (that was just too easy.. kinda like you!)
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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 16:11 (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's gotta be it

yes, yes.
maybe we should try aversion therapy, where you just overdose on the thing you're trying to cut down on?
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faeriepainter
[info]faeriepainter at 2006-01-26 16:16 (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's gotta be it

um...
let me think about it...
Oh, and just so you know..
Think=
To reason about or reflect on; ponder: Think how complex language is. Think the matter through.
To decide by reasoning, reflection, or pondering: thinking what to do.

ponder ponder ponder
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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 16:20 (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's gotta be it

fan•ta•size

to indulge in daydreaming about something desired.
to imagine something that one wants to happen.


imagine imagine imagine.
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faeriepainter
[info]faeriepainter at 2006-01-26 16:32 (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's gotta be it

Innocent

Uncorrupted by evil, malice, or wrongdoing; sinless: an innocent child.
oh yes.. yes, definitely that's me... I never do anything wrong.. and I've never sinned

Not guilty of a specific crime or offense; legally blameless: was innocent of all charges.
*nod* uh huh.. uh huh... I'm not guilty... I've never stuffed a snapper in my gina.. completely innocent of all charges!

Candid; straightforward: a child's innocent stare. that's me! I've stared at your ass.. um.. I mean.. it might have looked like I was staring at your ass, but I was just staring straightforward

Not experienced or worldly; naive. I never been around the world

Not exposed to or familiar with something specified; ignorant: I've never been exposed to you and you're not in my family

Unaware: She remained innocent of the complications she had caused. OH THAT's TOTALLY ME!,


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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 16:37 (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's gotta be it

title or description
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faeriepainter
[info]faeriepainter at 2006-01-26 16:42 (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's gotta be it

awww.. don't be so hard on yourself...

you've identified the problem, now you can work on it!
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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 16:45 (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's gotta be it

you.

yes, I will get right to work on you.
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(Anonymous) at 2006-01-26 16:01 (UTC) (Link)
NO other species!!!!!!! EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And no foods with eyes. Or that had eyes. Or even a brain. YUCK!

I feel filthy now *shudder*

There are FAR better ways to be sexually deviant.
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[info]fitzthetoad at 2006-01-26 16:25 (UTC) (Link)
AM I going to have to seperate you two?
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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 16:31 (UTC) (Link)
good luck.
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faeriepainter
[info]faeriepainter at 2006-01-26 16:33 (UTC) (Link)
yeah, help!

HELP!

I fell, and butch got stuck....
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[info]fitzthetoad at 2006-01-26 16:35 (UTC) (Link)
If he is stuck I should bring some olive oil to help free him from your grasp then. Is 10 gallons enough?
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faeriepainter
[info]faeriepainter at 2006-01-26 16:38 (UTC) (Link)
but I'm not holding him.....

but hey, bring the oil anyway...

OH OH! and a feather!
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[info]fitzthetoad at 2006-01-26 16:39 (UTC) (Link)
A feather? Is Butch going to fly?
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faeriepainter
[info]faeriepainter at 2006-01-26 16:43 (UTC) (Link)
OH yes.. hell yes...

you have NO IDEA....

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[info]fitzthetoad at 2006-01-26 16:46 (UTC) (Link)
Actually I do have some idea. It was in my contract last year.
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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 16:47 (UTC) (Link)
no, that was hepatitis.
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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 16:47 (UTC) (Link)
I have at least one idea.
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faeriepainter
[info]faeriepainter at 2006-01-26 16:51 (UTC) (Link)
are you sure about that?

I mean, imagination is one thing....

but....

well....

ponder ponder ponder
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[info]fitzthetoad at 2006-01-26 17:00 (UTC) (Link)
Its about time you had one of those
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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 16:38 (UTC) (Link)
title or description
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[info]fitzthetoad at 2006-01-26 17:02 (UTC) (Link)
you couldnt find a bigger pic?
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[info]fivemanjob at 2006-01-26 17:05 (UTC) (Link)
it made me laugh.
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